May 2012
3 posts
sparklefap:
sadfag:
im definitely one of those people who would pay a prostitute to listen to me cry and talk about how much i hate my life for an hour
i didn’t know holden caulfield had a tumblr
How to be happy
rasputin:
Quit bitching about small shit
Be happy.
Start appreciating small shit.
Blowjobs. Lots and lots of blowjobs.
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yoheysup:
if your latino/spanish and youre a vegan/vegetarian you are a sinner
April 2012
11 posts
bingbongplop3:
Legion Of Doom - I know what you...
Oh and i just found out YG is gonna be there. fuck me oh yes.
Tyga tomorrow and I just bought my Drake ticket. yeeee
angrylesbianmom:
every single austin ive ever met in my life is really attractive god bless the austin race
i know a couple that’ll change your mind
Matt’s playing the piano and his family is too competitive at board games.
Missed you, boo.
Love,
Megan
March 2012
37 posts
1 tag
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. Then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.
The shortest horror story ever:
-timeisrunningout:
President Santorum.
omg yes so relieved
i just don’t know what the fuck to do
I wish I had someone to drunk dial. Talking on the phone fucked up is do much fun. Thank you autocorrect.
i’ma go to sleep, half fucked up, thinking of you
4 tags
"It's not real friendship without homosexual...
c0rnholeparadise:
Thank god for Auto correct when I’m drink
1 tag
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